Hiyori Tono (
mermaidkin) wrote2020-02-03 01:01 am
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15S R6 IC Contact
[The greetings on the other end of the phone line by time of day.]
5 AM to 11 AM: Good morning, Stranger!
11 AM to 12 PM: Good day, Stranger!
12 PM to 5 PM: Good afternoon, Stranger!
5 PM to 11 PM: Good evening, Stranger!
11 PM to 5 AM: A little late, isn't it, Stranger?
[And then:] What can I do you for?
5 AM to 11 AM: Good morning, Stranger!
11 AM to 12 PM: Good day, Stranger!
12 PM to 5 PM: Good afternoon, Stranger!
5 PM to 11 PM: Good evening, Stranger!
11 PM to 5 AM: A little late, isn't it, Stranger?
[And then:] What can I do you for?
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[Making Ambrosine happy. She may love her puns but she's so grumpy!! He forces a smile through that explanation but then gets serious again, thinking quite a bit about McBurn's strength idea.]
Do you know how to swim, Enforcer McBurn? Competitively? [Hiyori holds up a finger.] Our leader definitely knows and could tell us. But I figured I'd just ask you like a normal person.
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[ It'd be like those 459896 swimming Trails minigames that existed for some reason. Except it'd be either him losing by a mile or him winning if by some miracle someone motivated him to win the race. ]
...Usually, anyway. What made you ask? To draw comparisons?
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I was just thinking... about who I'd race if I did it again.
[He adjusts his glasses.]
It'd be pretty pathetic to say "fight me" and then hear you didn't know any of the strokes and stuff. Akabane-kun would make it all touchy-feely, and a lot of the others are weak somehow or not used to competition. You're the obvious choice for an actual contest.
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It actually sounded like it made sense to him when the brunet put it that way. ]
Heh. Well, if you challenged me to a race, I'd actually go ahead and put some effort into it. Somehow, I could imagine you making it worth my time.
Trails??? Spoilers???
[He's smiling... faintly. The cloud of everything that's happened in the past 24 hours still hovers over his eyes.]
How about the winner gets to ask the loser a question? I think... I could use more perspective on the events in your world. I don't know if my perspective is as interesting an offer to you, though.
Indeed Trails of Cold Steel I & II spoilers, in a way
Such strategy, wow. ]
...Sure. Don't really care to make the bet different from my end.
[ It kind of reminded him of when Crow made the people aboard the Pantagruel make bets (totally headcanon, but he would.) ]
Been awhile since I have, anyway. Maybe I'll learn something interesting, depending on what I'll have to ask.
[ Like some kind of embarrassing event that involved Hiyori in his world just for funsies...!! Okay, probably not because realistically speaking the other probably had more swimming skill. But. You know. ]